well, Jason and I defeated McClellan Butte today! forgive crappy iPhone picture, mount rainier... you are beautiful. dude, McClellan Butte ...

guess what, people-- the breathtakingly exciting X-Treme Haiku Charity Challenge has been tabulated and judged!! And the winners are... I ca...

At the bar, my buddy Spodie informs me that the Internet will end in 2020. We laugh, ha ha ha, but he seems pretty serious about it. I guess...

Kid at bus stop: "mom, does it taste like penguin? Mom? Tell me if it tastes like penguin, ok?" -if not back in 72 hours, avenge ...

ALERT: the silver Saturn in the Hooverville parking lot is about to get towed. Also: drunk. -if not back in 72 hours, avenge death

Yes! This is an experiment to see if I can mobile blog a picture via email. Here is a photo of the oscar meyer wienermobile doing laps in t...

Yes! I am mobile blogging from my phone. Some dude at the bar that I am at just announced, "today is a good day to have a baby!" ...