INSTRUCTIONS: Go grab a drink while you are waiting for this to load. I like to think this montage pretty much sums up what life is like. Yo...

Guys! It might seem like I don't have a plan for this blog, but that is just an optical illusion, because I just made one up: Step 1: St...

Hey guys! Long time no talk at. Long time no use propositions to end sentences with. Did you miss me? Blogging: Recently I've been readi...

Okay, so I just took a little stroll to the ol' neighborhood QFC because I'm sick and I need my friggin' juice. I bought two can...

Okay, so I was just diligently composing a comprehensive post about the debilitating writer's block that I've been dealing with for ...

Hahaha, check out what ol' Kevin Bacon just found: This is an actual book ! Amazing! Although what is more amazing is that she found th...

Oh man, so Heenkenstein and I saw My Bloody Valentine last night, and I seriously can't hear today. It was the second loudest show I hav...

Is anyone else totally confused by the new Quaker Oats advertising campaign? This sign seems to imply that the Quakers are either aliens or ...

Hey dudes and chicks: Apparently this is Bac-Log episode 200! [scattered awkward clapping]. Okay, fine. Have this instead: CHAPTER THE ONETH...

Ack! I totally forgot about this awesome giveaway contest that my robotic aquatic flightless doctor bird friends over at penguinbot.com are...

This is a guest post by the esteemed Ian F. King recounting his epic adventures at the Brooklyn Bacon Takedown in Williamsburg illustrated...

What up, internet? Okay, so I have been extremely busy for the last few weeks, which is why I have not been blogging with my usual reckless ...

I have been to many obscure little villages in Alaska over the last few years, and have gotten used to the sub-optimal conditions associated...

Hola amigos! So one of the many really stupid conceptual blog ideas that I have had from time to time has been a blog in which every entry i...

Due to STUPID WORK STUFF, I have not had sufficient time to randomly arrange words on a blue screen for you. Bac-Log apologizes for the dela...