Grape Jolly Rancher 1, Grant's teeth 0 As a premeditated example of delicious misplaced revenge, I am planning to take my humiliation ou...

Here is a list of things you were wrong about today: Thinking there is nothing better than the original baco . Thinking, "I bet nobody ...

Okay, so a haggard and foul-smelling homogeneous chemical mixture stumbles into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender, sensing tha...

Okay, take a deep breath and, if possible, tightly hold the hand of someone you love. Are you ready? Guys, it turns out there were five mist...

People: Anyone want to go see tonight's Mariners game against the hated division rivals, the Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim Ca...

Guess what, gang! [dramatic pause for answer] It's Monday! [awkward silence] Okay, so this: What? Is this a reference from a movie or a ...

Jason : what the name of the ice sport with ninjas and pirates? Me : broomball (What was the world like in the dark days before gmail record...

Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies), be herein entreated to the long-anticipated followup guest post by Ian F. King , who makes the re...

A big part of life is personal growth and exploration. Discovering new interests and feelings and perspectives can be a fulfilling and excit...

Ho ho ho, dear readers-- it looks like today is your lucky day*. Here are MORE delightfully cozy ideas in which to swaddle your delicate fan...

Okay, one more thing (besides that lie. ZING! Crap, that "zing" does not count toward my Thing Count either, okay). New slogan for...

I think another glaring omission on the horrible blog post list thing is posts that reference inside jokes. Because really, who would want ...

My friend Heidi shared this lovely list from BoingBoing Gadgets of the Top 10 Worst Types of Blog Posts , with a simple note, "Grant, ...

more animals Peeps: My friend Colin pointed me towards this fascinating article on Salon about bacon jumping the shark [ link ]. It sums u...

POP QUIZ: Question: a) No b) No c) At the hypothetical asymptotic limits of the Irony function f i (x) as x-->∞ there may exist an infini...