Okay gang, This is now my 6th attempt at deploying Bac-log Novel Idea Contest CHALLENGE 2008™ . The other 5 attempts ended up not making any...

Hey, it's been a while since I've had a good Gmail sponsored link . Gmail's ad engines must be getting more efficient. Cornhole ...

Hey, guess what month it is? [NO CHEATING, OK] If you said "October", you get partial credit for being technically correct. If you...

Check out this card I got from Kevin Bacon : Ba-dum-CHING! But seriously, why would the "good ones" be bacon? In this hypothetical...

Okay, remember that part in the legendary cinematic masterpiece Tomb Raider in which the gang is journeying to the arctic circle for some r...

If you are wondering why I haven't posted anything since last Wednesday it is probably because of something you did. Way to ruin it for ...

This is where I thoughtfully rub my chin and nod with pretend understanding, then go home and cry in shame for not comprehending these impor...

Grape Jolly Rancher 1, Grant's teeth 0 As a premeditated example of delicious misplaced revenge, I am planning to take my humiliation ou...

Here is a list of things you were wrong about today: Thinking there is nothing better than the original baco . Thinking, "I bet nobody ...

Okay, so a haggard and foul-smelling homogeneous chemical mixture stumbles into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender, sensing tha...

Okay, take a deep breath and, if possible, tightly hold the hand of someone you love. Are you ready? Guys, it turns out there were five mist...

People: Anyone want to go see tonight's Mariners game against the hated division rivals, the Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim Ca...

Guess what, gang! [dramatic pause for answer] It's Monday! [awkward silence] Okay, so this: What? Is this a reference from a movie or a ...

Jason : what the name of the ice sport with ninjas and pirates? Me : broomball (What was the world like in the dark days before gmail record...

Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies), be herein entreated to the long-anticipated followup guest post by Ian F. King , who makes the re...