What Google thinks of me

Here is a portrait of myself as drawn by my Gmail Sponsored Links this morning:

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10 Skinny Rules - FatLoss4Idiots.com - I lost 9 lbs. in 11 days, just by following these 10 simple rules.

¿Cómo se llamará mi bebe? - todobebe.com - Origen y significado de los nombres más populares alrededor del mundo

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Prevent runner's diarrhea - RevolutionHealth.com - Learn what causes runner's diarrhea and how to prevent it.

Thanks, Google! I love you too.