Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Important stats

So I know that I am supposed to be tabulating the winnerz of X-TREME HAIKU CHARITY CHALLENGE 2008™, but I also know that I am lazy. What I don't know is why I felt necessary to blog that.

ANYWAYS: Check out my awesome pitching stats from my softball team:

GS W L IP H R HR BB K ERA WHIP
2 0 2 13.0 51 38 8 0 1 26.31 3.92

That's right-- I totally struck out a dude. I am the best pitcher ever. Also, look at my pristine K/BB ratio (yes, I consider "ERROR - div by 0" to be the most pristine error). Also, I may have actually allowed more hits and home runs, but they don't record those on our team page.

UPDATE: Also, is anyone interested in purchasing a really sweet solid cherry entertainment hutch?
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3 comments:

  1. Troy and Nancee TegederJuly 17, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    between the lines of inane babble, you must have some sort of virtual cocaine embedded into your blog because dude, it's addicting. Keep pushing the good stuff. I really should get back to work, but... just one more hit...

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  2. bdoepkerJuly 18, 2008 at 2:14 AM

    I can't believe I drafted Grant Laine over Tim Lincecum in the 4th round of my fantasy baseball draft.

    Your performance alone has basically ensured that I won't be making the playoffs.

    Thanks a bunch.

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  3. grantJuly 18, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Yeah, but at least I'm better than Barry Zito! ZING!!!

    Grant 1, Barry Zito 0

    although in money terms:

    Grant $4.37, Barry Zito $126,000,000.0

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