About three weeks ago I decided that I didn't want to buy any more gas for the rest of the month. Believe it or not, this is actually no...

So the full-length play Circus Tracks is running right now at Live Girls! Theater in Ballard (also known as NO IT'S NOT A STRIP CLUB),...

INTERNET! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?!

Look at this gem of knowledge gleamed from the allexperts.com Zoology section: Much of the cannibalism among mammals is caused by stress an...

A: INTERNET!!

I This map is called "USA Map For Rednecks", which unfortunately attempts to pigeonhole this example of cartographic genius into t...

The kid who lives across the hall from me proudly posted this manifesto of summerness on his door. I'm not sure I fully understand the g...

Guess what time it is? [Answer: 1:06 pm. Also: BACON LINK TIME!] My friend Vik had a great bacon link in his gmail status line, and it remin...

At the bar, my buddy Spodie informs me that the Internet will end in 2020. We laugh, ha ha ha, but he seems pretty serious about it. I guess...

You are probably thinking, "Whaaaaaa?! Did I come to the right blog? I must have typed 'ban-log' on accident." Nope. Tomor...

The intersection of expansive technology and the chaotic oven of culture has produced the language of the internet, which culminates at this...

My friend Ian's friend Molly (the same degree of separation as I am from Kevin Bacon, although not the famous actor Kevin Bacon, but rat...

Evidently some people don't understand the concept of this exciting new *Sigh* feature. Sigh. Also, Serious Eats' Photo of the Da...

Ha ha ha, amazing, right? "It's a good thing we have that extra bottle of wa... KITTY?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! The boss is on his way...

I was flipping through Neatorama , doing my best to catch up on my glassy-eyed internet staring that I have been neglecting recently, when I...