[real post] real post

Okay, so the only reason that I am posting this is that I just thought of how awesome it would be to always preface all future posts with [real post], and then one day have a post that isn't prefaced with [real post] and see if this confuses people (more than normal). I thought of this because I am planning on prefacing the forthcoming Guest Posts with [guest post], hence requiring the [real post] distinction so as to not confuse you all.

Speaking of which, I am pleased to announce that hundreds* of clever and alluring Bac-Log readers have already volunteered to pick up my slack and write some insightful Guest Blog posts. So far I have only actually seen one of these phantom guest nuggets, but I am sure that the rest will eventually show up and paralyze me with their brilliance.

[Tip to guest bloggers: don't think about it too hard. If I actually thought about what I was going to post before I started typing, this blog probably wouldn't even exist.]

Also, I should announce that I will probably begin referring to guest bloggers as "Bac-Jacks". I would explain why I came up with this but I am trying to do my part to conserve cyber-paper. As you know, Bac-Log is all about brevity.

Anyway, let's get some freaking Guest Blogs, people!

*(six)