Okay, here's the deal: I need MORE REVIEWS OF BAC-LOG. They do not need to be as elaborate or contain as many "blah"s as Courtney's review. They can also contain more thinly-veiled criticism. They can also contain more suggestions for what you think Bac-Log should be that it is not, and will never be, because it's my stupid blog, okay? They can also contain more reviews of things completely unrelated to Bac-Log, because that would actually be sort of awesome. They can also be a lot shorter and contain more swearing and/or just mashing the keyboard. They could also just be a picture. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS, PEOPLE. Just be sure to stretch first, and wait at least an hour before you go swimming afterwards.
THEN, after I collect a couple more reviews, I will post the review and an associated blog slogan related to the review, for everyone to point at and laugh. THEN, I will make people vote on which review/slogan should "win". THEN, I will make people vote on what the prizes should be. This is going to be awesome.
How awesome? As awesome as this guy:
Bac-Log Review Contest 2009™: You will buy the whole seat, and you will use the whole seat because you paid for the whole seat. HOWEVER, if you are given the option of only buying the edge at a reduced price, you should do that, because you will ONLY NEED THE EDGE.
I would say the best thing about bac-log is that it allows me to maintain an excellent distant tenuous relationship with a brother who lives in the same town as me but whom I never see because he lives farther than a ten minute walk. It is a tragic balance of severe witticism tempered with batches of the mundance that excrutiatingly explores the nebulous realms of being vs. becoming...in blog format. I like to read it when I pretend to work and recommend it to jewish people. I suck at writing comments! I need to scan the picture I drew of a squirrel going to work-That would more accurately portray my feelings about this blog.
ReplyDeleteI think this is a contest fail. I cant believe I put in all that effort (a whole 10 minutes!!!). Maybe I just scared off the competition.
ReplyDeleteThe bac-log is where I go when I am feeling glum and bored with the thoughts that are floating through my head.
ReplyDeleteI am consistently surprised by the witty commentary and always amazed at its complete randomness.
I often try to bring up random and exciting topics of conversation with the author of bac-log in hopes that one day it will make it to the all-hallowed walls of the bac-log, but it has yet to happen...
I also use it to prove to co-workers that the stories I bring back from the weekend are true, and that Grant really is off his rocker.
Of course this is the Most Important Blog In The History Of Time, it's my son's. In an attempt at objectivity I have come up with a couple of other blog titles.
ReplyDeleteSynapsis Misfire
A(lien) I(ntellengence) Random Thought Generator
Blogger Artiste Extraordinaire. I mean really, how many people can throw that many words together and always get complete sentences.
So you want a review?
Uses the promise of familiar crisp, satisfying bacon to lure you into the thick smoky outer regions of the blogsphere, some never to return.
I hate to admit it but Yes, I did drop him on his head when he was very young, that or maybe those scary Lego people.
Bac-log makes no sense to me. I always read it and laugh, but then I wonder if I actually get it, or if its all an inside joke that I would understand if I actually lived in the same state as the author. However, with this contest, sprung from the comment that my completely disconnected friend made, so I feel that I've been brought back in the fold and get the joke.
ReplyDeleteI probably still don't get it though.
If I had to give it a tag, I'd say:
Bac-log: the blog you read when you run out of other things to look at on the internet while you're at work and trying to look busy.
or
Bac-log: the blog I use to impress my new york friends by showing how irreverent my seattle friends are.