I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my entire life. This sandwich artist has molded my dreams into a tower of meat. It's like looking into a window of my soul. A window of meat.
HEYGUESSWHAT-- You can be my facebook friend, and witness first-hand the trainwreck that is me trying to figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do on this facebook thing.
How do you feel about letting me down on the last poll:
Who would win in a mortal contest between a life-size Teddy Ruxpin and Michael Douglas but with electric eels for arms, assuming battery life is not an issue
Next Poll Should Be About:
Eating nachos off of the ground after a baseball game is:
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