OMG!

FRENCH-FRY-COATED BACON ON A STICK!

NEW FEATURE: work sucks

Man, work is sucking this week, and thus the blogging has been and will continue to be light. To tide you over, may I present:

HOW HAVE I SURVIVED UNTIL NOW WITHOUT THIS? In the future, when aliens are carefully dusting off our bones and cataloging our artifacts, they will scratch their ovipositors with their proboscis in confusion and empathy upon identifying the horrible dark ages of humanity that predate the Col-pop.

WHAAAA?! Pancakes and sausage ON A STICK (with chocolate chips, of course)

I think in this case the number "14" refers to minutes of eating until heart failure.

WHAAAA! Sandwich tower of amazement!

I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my entire life. This sandwich artist has molded my dreams into a tower of meat. It's like looking into a window of my soul. A window of meat.

WHAAAA?! Meat-case

Another WHAAAA via Dethroner, the MEAT-CASE!!!

I am ASHAMED at how rustic and unlearned my meat transportation ways are, now that I have seen the meat conveyance techniques of the meat aristocracy (meatocracy? aristocrameat?)

Oh, how handy this would be! I can't count the number of times I've had a meatmergency on the road, or at work, where this would have saved countless whines and general meatless discomfort. Also, I bet cleaning this thing is REALLY FUN. I wonder if there will be different sizes available at some point? I'd like to have this larger meatmergency kit in my home, but it would be nice to have a glove-box sized case for roadmeatmergencies.

I know it's early and not all votes are counted, but I feel confident in awarding this product the "1th place" trophy for "meat product most likely to cure cancer"

Congratulations, meatcase!!

Also, this quote is really awesome

“I’m not a terrorist. I just get really hungry for meat when I’m in the air.”

Ha ha ha ha ha

WHAAA?! Canned Bacon!

Okay, so apparently K-Mart used to sell canned bacon!! I for one can't see the reason behind discontinuing such an awesome product, but leave it to K-Mart to maniacally deny us the wholesome satisfaction made possible only through strips-of-pig-in-a-can.

www.canned-bacon.com is a website dedicated to keeping the memory of this majesty alive. Also, they have awesome can-opening-porn. Here is a picture of a tube of bacon removed from a 20-year-old can:

Ha ha ha ha, I am so torn between desire and disgust that I might split in two, and become that much closer to being can-able myself.

Apparently some brave organization is working hard to bring this love back into the world. It can't come too soon.

NEW FEATURE: WHAAAA?!

CHEESEBURGER IN A CAN!