Also I forgot.
But don't worry-- here is the exhaustive list of what happened in the last week:
- I ate a whole bunch of borscht.
You know what I think Bac-log needs right now (besides content)? Another contest! Everyone put your thinking hats and thinking scarves and thinking fingerless gloves on, because I feel a Contest Idea Contest coming on!
*super hard
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How about a contest to see who likes bacon the most? Each entry will consist of a well-developed paragraph explaining the reasoning behind the love, and proof* that the entrant's love must be the greatest. The prize is a bacon breakfast made by somebody else other than the person that wins. You can decide whether or not to distribute the prize to the victor or keep it yourself.**
*must use real-life*** happenings as examples
**If I win and you steal my breakfast, I'm punching you in the neck (and demoting you)
**all liars will immediately be ejected from competition, and required to get the word "liar" cow-branded on their right arm, left foot, and forehead.
I have my thinking scarf and thinking fingerless gloves on right now (Here's proof:http://www.flickr.com/photos/28113775@N02/2925920121/in/set-72157607873214566/ )but I am not supposed to wear hats at work, so my thinking cap will have to stay off for now. Sorry.
Also, if you are looking for a competition, vote for my new band name here: http://blakedoepker.blogspot.com/
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