Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Important stats

So I know that I am supposed to be tabulating the winnerz of X-TREME HAIKU CHARITY CHALLENGE 2008™, but I also know that I am lazy. What I don't know is why I felt necessary to blog that.

ANYWAYS: Check out my awesome pitching stats from my softball team:

GS W L IP H R HR BB K ERA WHIP
2 0 2 13.0 51 38 8 0 1 26.31 3.92

That's right-- I totally struck out a dude. I am the best pitcher ever. Also, look at my pristine K/BB ratio (yes, I consider "ERROR - div by 0" to be the most pristine error). Also, I may have actually allowed more hits and home runs, but they don't record those on our team page.

UPDATE: Also, is anyone interested in purchasing a really sweet solid cherry entertainment hutch?

3 comments:

Troy and Nancee said...

between the lines of inane babble, you must have some sort of virtual cocaine embedded into your blog because dude, it's addicting. Keep pushing the good stuff. I really should get back to work, but... just one more hit...

bdoepker said...

I can't believe I drafted Grant Laine over Tim Lincecum in the 4th round of my fantasy baseball draft.

Your performance alone has basically ensured that I won't be making the playoffs.

Thanks a bunch.

Grant said...

Yeah, but at least I'm better than Barry Zito! ZING!!!

Grant 1, Barry Zito 0

although in money terms:

Grant $4.37, Barry Zito $126,000,000.0