Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My May 27th Resolution is to write in my blog

Hey guys! Long time no talk at. Long time no use propositions to end sentences with. Did you miss me?

Blogging:


Recently I've been reading this blog called We Will All Go Simultaneous, so if all of a sudden I start making even less sense you can blame it on a dude named Crispin Best. But seriously, you should check out his super awesomely great Ninja Turtle flash fiction. If you don't cry a little from laughing at Raphael's bit, I might not be able to renew our friendship contract. Times are tight, people.

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I found this mysterious slip of paper in my desk at work last week:


What could this list possibly be about? Why did I keep it? Did I misspell "Mercer", or is that intentional? It sounds like Past Grant is in trouble and that Present Grant will have to embark on a National Treasure fan fiction adventure before my hand dissolves. Who's with me?

Seriously, though. What?

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I found this on a bathroom wall:



At first I thought this guy was encouraging the use of quotes over phallic imagery for effective bathroom expression, but now I think he might be being sarcastic. It's amazing how good literature can really make you think.

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Check out how my coworker is going to handle a zombie attack:


Man, that's so good. I can't wait until I'm a zombie.

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Check out this awesome baconolli my sister and Way-Lon and Chris and Booster Seat and I made a few weeks back:

The baconolli is draped around a foil-clad Vitamin R can:


The baconolli is cooked with some baco bodyguards:


After being gingerly removed from its aluminum scaffolding, the baconolli is used as a wonderous kaleidoscope that displays an ever-shifting menagerie of sparkling grease beads and carbonized bits of pig:


The baconolli receives a new heart of egg and cheese and stuff:


And then it gets eaten.

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I'm so glad it's flip-flop weather FINALLY.

7 comments:

Ian said...

I hate to break it to you about that 'found note,' but it's way more boring than you think. Those are all songs. The Low - "Sunflower" should have tipped you off dude, that was off their Things We Lost in the Fire record, which was pretty popular, for a Low album. Otherwise, those are also songs by the bands Mercir and Other Passengers.

Sorry it can't be a secret secret treasure map...

S.A.M. said...

I don't know if you are really taking your May 27th resolution seriously. I mean, its June 4th.

Crispin Best said...

this blog is the top result for a 'baconolli' google search

Courtney said...

Did bac-log die or what?

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